I'm pants shitting drunk right now
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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