u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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