I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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Hmmmm hold some useless plastic controller or hold a tit, doesn't seem like a contest but I guess I'm just old
God forbid you not be the center if the universe for a change
Step 1: Strip naked\nStep 2: Stand in front of TV\nStep 3: Get sex\nStep 3.5: If step 3 fails, find a new boyfriend.
You could at least blow him as he plays. But that'd be too much work. GO MAKE HIM A SANDWICH! -Trevor