How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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