Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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yeah, i think i saw you at STLCOP last night.
Hahahah REP STL... i really hope i know this person
Nope.. It's college alright! Been there.
all the nerds kinda killed it 1208? wow.... get a fucking life. You're probably one of those rich fucks who don't have to pay for your schooling aren't you. Get a fucking life. This isn't high school anymore sweetheart, its the real world. Grow the hell up. Slutting it up isn't cute anymore.
FUCK ME IN THE MOUTH.
This isn't college, sounds more like a downtown street where you pick up whores.
Last sentence is moronic. If you are in college, it's college. If you're an attention-whoring slut who randomly walks into libraries with your cooch hanging out, it's not.
Please shut the fuck up u stupid whore... I have to agree with everyone else, if I see another text about how "college" something is I will kick an infant in the face
Tell me how this isn't college? That's moronic. This entire text oozes stupidity. Attention whores irritate me to no end
Tell me how you aren't a dirty skank.
omg college lolololz!!!!!!!!
i am proud to say that I was one of these four santas little helpers last night...occured in roesch library at the university of dayton, my friend who sent this is from st.louis.........clearly a great night
hahaha way to go kelsi
its not college, you stupid whore
youre just a .. whore,, whos wasting time and money in college when people who have brains and intiative should be there in your place
um even on your first day of college ever, they tell you to balance fun and school ...
who says she's not? The Profs aren't dumb, they went through it ... college is all about the social part as well as the education part.
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
it's called a holiday party you dumb ass prude fucks. just cause you dress like that doesn't mean you're a whore. you probably don't get anything from girls. die please
SAINT LOUIS!!! what what?!?!
Girls like you are the reason that a black man was able to get elected president before a woman
Don't let the haters get u down. Live it up
love the 314 go st louis!!
but more importantly I LOVE YOU KELSI CROW
I'm sorry, but If I read another post about how college something is, I will scream. The only type of person who would point out how college something is probably surprised he or she got into college at all.
357...you're the worst kind of whore. You don't know you're a whore. Still alive!!!!!!
It's not. I'm sure you're not in college. Maybe a jc?
First! Stl!!! Is that slu maybe?
attention whore? all of you are attention whores for posting on this
all these posts are lame. they're probably from ppl who have absolutely no fun in their lives + ridicule the ppl who find ways to. who said her "cooch" was hanging out? lighten up, this is funny. ive been wasted on my campus but all the nerds kinda killed it. GPA 3.0 bitches. those of u who cant balance shut ur mouths.
Santa's workshop FTW!
I agree with 9:32. OP, have you ever considered the possibility of attracting people with your personality and not your tits? Or wait, you probably don't have any personality to speak of, unless you count desperate attention-seeking whore with daddy issues. It's possible to be sexy without looking like trash, you should try it sometime.
Yeah the college texts reek lame ass freshman.
I get so sick of these "Soooo College" texts!