Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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