what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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