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  • 54 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:50pm
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    please hand me my birth control shot.. uhhh I drank it already suze... oh fuck joe, you drank my shit! i needed it tonight man!!!

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:28am
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    I'm glad we're from the same area.

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:17pm
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    My thoughts exactly.....

  • 51 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:10am
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    They should just invent a pill or something wherein you can't get preggers for the next 8 hours and everyone just takes it before they start partying to start with...

  • 51 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:45pm
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    probably the best idea i've ever heard!! =) this is pure genius!

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:57pm
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    pretty sure that already exists

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:48pm
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    hmmmm that would be awsome....but why not tequilla???

  • 48 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:53am
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    i'm seriously so proud to be from baton rouge from this text!

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:23am
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    You don't need contraceptive vodka, we just need someone to invent the M.C. Escher room that was in Drawn Together. Abortion the whole family can enjoy!

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:42pm
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    Whiskey isn't called 'Mother's Ruin' over in England for nothing, folks.

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:49pm
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    10:01PM, they already have that... it's called my little helper! And I want the rest of this list!

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:00pm
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    yeah, it didnt work for me either.. go baton rouge!

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:01pm
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    Invented #10, a condom that also acts like a pines enlarger

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:24am
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    That's Baton Rouge for ya

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:39pm
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    How have people not invented this already?

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:52pm
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    Can I just say amen to everynight of my life that this reminds me of

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:12am
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    Okay, that needs to be number 1! #1!

  • 35 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:24pm
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    THAT IS GENIUS!! omg

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:47am
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    If you invented this people would pay tons of money even if the vodka didn't tast good

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:18pm
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    yeahhhhhhhhh someone already posted something exactly like this but it is a pretty great idea. although i'd never utilize it cause i'm not into mennn.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:17pm
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    hahaha...there's a sign at my favorite karaoke bar that says "Warning: Consumption of Alcohol May Cause Pregnancy"

  • 35 38
    Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jun 29, 10 at 8:01pm
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    Vodka is birth control. just get that little sea monkey plastered!

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:36pm
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    doesnt it do that if you drink while pregnant anyway?

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:10pm
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    whiskey would be acceptable too.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:46pm
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    if you could actually invent this you could take over the fucking world.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:16pm
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    I'm with 1149 - i think we need to see the rest of this list!! haha...

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:16pm
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    Or you could try not getting too sloppy drunk so you can remember to use protection... Skank.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:31pm
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    haha please get me some of this

  • 32 45
    Submitted by thanigga on Jun 9, 10 at 1:57am
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    im not saying i regret my kid, or how i would ever take him back, but if they had vodka with birth control in it, life would be alot easier.

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:01pm
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    Just shove one of those cheap plastic vodka bottles in your stinky cooch and squeeze.. Vodka douche and should knock out the little fucker

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:13am
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    i am on the pill but you can never be too careful...

  • 26 36
    Submitted by AKbuckeye on Apr 19, 10 at 2:52am
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    Amen sister!

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:48pm
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    If you drink enough to fall down the stairs...

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:18pm
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    ...sorry i dont know why that last part was important lol anywayyy :)

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:57am
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    Go to hell LSU!!!! You will lose Saturday... Top 10 no more!!!

  • 41 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:35pm
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    awesome...patent that ishhh