things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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You don't need contraceptive vodka, we just need someone to invent the M.C. Escher room that was in Drawn Together. Abortion the whole family can enjoy!
My thoughts exactly.....
10:01PM, they already have that... it's called my little helper!
And I want the rest of this list!
That's Baton Rouge for ya
hmmmm that would be awsome....but why not tequilla???
please hand me my birth control shot..
uhhh I drank it already suze...
oh fuck joe, you drank my shit! i needed it tonight man!!!
I'm glad we're from the same area.
How have people not invented this already?
pretty sure that already exists
im not saying i regret my kid, or how i would ever take him back, but if they had vodka with birth control in it, life would be alot easier.
Whiskey isn't called 'Mother's Ruin' over in England for nothing, folks.
i'm seriously so proud to be from baton rouge from this text!
probably the best idea i've ever heard!! =) this is pure genius!
yeah, it didnt work for me either.. go baton rouge!
haha please get me some of this
Vodka is birth control. just get that little sea monkey plastered!
Can I just say amen to everynight of my life that this reminds me of
if you could actually invent this you could take over the fucking world.
If you invented this people would pay tons of money even if the vodka didn't tast good
yeahhhhhhhhh someone already posted something exactly like this
but it is a pretty great idea. although i'd never utilize it cause i'm not into mennn.
They should just invent a pill or something wherein you can't get preggers for the next 8 hours and everyone just takes it before they start partying to start with...
THAT IS GENIUS!! omg
doesnt it do that if you drink while pregnant anyway?
hahaha...there's a sign at my favorite karaoke bar that says "Warning: Consumption of Alcohol May Cause Pregnancy"
I'm with 1149 - i think we need to see the rest of this list!! haha...
Invented #10, a condom that also acts like a pines enlarger
Okay, that needs to be number 1! #1!
Go to hell LSU!!!! You will lose Saturday... Top 10 no more!!!
Just shove one of those cheap plastic vodka bottles in your stinky cooch and squeeze.. Vodka douche and should knock out the little fucker
whiskey would be acceptable too.
If you drink enough to fall down the stairs...
...sorry i dont know why that last part was important lol anywayyy :)
Or you could try not getting too sloppy drunk so you can remember to use protection... Skank.
i am on the pill but you can never be too careful...
awesome...patent that ishhh