things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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You don't need contraceptive vodka, we just need someone to invent the M.C. Escher room that was in Drawn Together. Abortion the whole family can enjoy!
My thoughts exactly.....
How have people not invented this already?
im not saying i regret my kid, or how i would ever take him back, but if they had vodka with birth control in it, life would be alot easier.
That's Baton Rouge for ya
10:01PM, they already have that... it's called my little helper!
And I want the rest of this list!
hmmmm that would be awsome....but why not tequilla???
i'm seriously so proud to be from baton rouge from this text!
pretty sure that already exists
I'm glad we're from the same area.
please hand me my birth control shot..
uhhh I drank it already suze...
oh fuck joe, you drank my shit! i needed it tonight man!!!
probably the best idea i've ever heard!! =) this is pure genius!
haha please get me some of this
Vodka is birth control. just get that little sea monkey plastered!
yeah, it didnt work for me either.. go baton rouge!
Can I just say amen to everynight of my life that this reminds me of
if you could actually invent this you could take over the fucking world.
Whiskey isn't called 'Mother's Ruin' over in England for nothing, folks.
They should just invent a pill or something wherein you can't get preggers for the next 8 hours and everyone just takes it before they start partying to start with...
hahaha...there's a sign at my favorite karaoke bar that says "Warning: Consumption of Alcohol May Cause Pregnancy"
yeahhhhhhhhh someone already posted something exactly like this
but it is a pretty great idea. although i'd never utilize it cause i'm not into mennn.
doesnt it do that if you drink while pregnant anyway?
THAT IS GENIUS!! omg
If you invented this people would pay tons of money even if the vodka didn't tast good
I'm with 1149 - i think we need to see the rest of this list!! haha...
whiskey would be acceptable too.
Invented #10, a condom that also acts like a pines enlarger
Just shove one of those cheap plastic vodka bottles in your stinky cooch and squeeze.. Vodka douche and should knock out the little fucker
Okay, that needs to be number 1! #1!
Go to hell LSU!!!! You will lose Saturday... Top 10 no more!!!
...sorry i dont know why that last part was important lol anywayyy :)
Or you could try not getting too sloppy drunk so you can remember to use protection... Skank.
If you drink enough to fall down the stairs...
i am on the pill but you can never be too careful...
awesome...patent that ishhh