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  • 84 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:23am

    You don't need contraceptive vodka, we just need someone to invent the M.C. Escher room that was in Drawn Together. Abortion the whole family can enjoy!

  • 83 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:28am

    I'm glad we're from the same area.

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:49pm

    10:01PM, they already have that... it's called my little helper! And I want the rest of this list!

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:17pm

    My thoughts exactly.....

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:10am

    They should just invent a pill or something wherein you can't get preggers for the next 8 hours and everyone just takes it before they start partying to start with...

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:53am

    i'm seriously so proud to be from baton rouge from this text!

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:50pm

    please hand me my birth control shot.. uhhh I drank it already suze... oh fuck joe, you drank my shit! i needed it tonight man!!!

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:45pm

    probably the best idea i've ever heard!! =) this is pure genius!

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:42pm

    Whiskey isn't called 'Mother's Ruin' over in England for nothing, folks.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:00pm

    yeah, it didnt work for me either.. go baton rouge!

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:48pm

    hmmmm that would be awsome....but why not tequilla???

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:57pm

    pretty sure that already exists

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:24am

    That's Baton Rouge for ya

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:24pm

    THAT IS GENIUS!! omg

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:47am

    If you invented this people would pay tons of money even if the vodka didn't tast good

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:39pm

    How have people not invented this already?

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:01pm

    Invented #10, a condom that also acts like a pines enlarger

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:46pm

    if you could actually invent this you could take over the fucking world.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:18pm

    yeahhhhhhhhh someone already posted something exactly like this but it is a pretty great idea. although i'd never utilize it cause i'm not into mennn.

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:17pm

    hahaha...there's a sign at my favorite karaoke bar that says "Warning: Consumption of Alcohol May Cause Pregnancy"

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:36pm

    doesnt it do that if you drink while pregnant anyway?

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:52pm

    Can I just say amen to everynight of my life that this reminds me of

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:18pm

    ...sorry i dont know why that last part was important lol anywayyy :)

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:31pm

    haha please get me some of this

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:48pm

    If you drink enough to fall down the stairs...

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:10pm

    whiskey would be acceptable too.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jun 29, 10 at 8:01pm

    Vodka is birth control. just get that little sea monkey plastered!

  • 44 59
    Submitted by thanigga on Jun 9, 10 at 1:57am

    im not saying i regret my kid, or how i would ever take him back, but if they had vodka with birth control in it, life would be alot easier.

  • 63 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:16pm

    I'm with 1149 - i think we need to see the rest of this list!! haha...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:01pm

    Just shove one of those cheap plastic vodka bottles in your stinky cooch and squeeze.. Vodka douche and should knock out the little fucker

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:12am

    Okay, that needs to be number 1! #1!

  • 41 62
    Submitted by AKbuckeye on Apr 19, 10 at 2:52am

    Amen sister!

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:16pm

    Or you could try not getting too sloppy drunk so you can remember to use protection... Skank.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:57am

    Go to hell LSU!!!! You will lose Saturday... Top 10 no more!!!

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:13am

    i am on the pill but you can never be too careful...

  • 51 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:35pm

    awesome...patent that ishhh