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  • You don't need contraceptive vodka, we just need someone to invent the M.C. Escher room that was in Drawn Together. Abortion the whole family can enjoy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:23am
  • My thoughts exactly.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:17pm
  • 10:01PM, they already have that... it's called my little helper! And I want the rest of this list!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:49pm
  • That's Baton Rouge for ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:24am
  • hmmmm that would be awsome....but why not tequilla???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:48pm
  • i'm seriously so proud to be from baton rouge from this text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:53am
  • How have people not invented this already?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:39pm
  • im not saying i regret my kid, or how i would ever take him back, but if they had vodka with birth control in it, life would be alot easier.

    Submitted by thanigga on Jun 9, 10 at 1:57am
  • pretty sure that already exists

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:57pm
  • please hand me my birth control shot.. uhhh I drank it already suze... oh fuck joe, you drank my shit! i needed it tonight man!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:50pm
  • I'm glad we're from the same area.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:28am
  • haha please get me some of this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:31pm
  • probably the best idea i've ever heard!! =) this is pure genius!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:45pm
  • Vodka is birth control. just get that little sea monkey plastered!

    Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jun 29, 10 at 8:01pm
  • yeah, it didnt work for me either.. go baton rouge!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Can I just say amen to everynight of my life that this reminds me of

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Amen sister!

    Submitted by AKbuckeye on Apr 19, 10 at 2:52am
  • Whiskey isn't called 'Mother's Ruin' over in England for nothing, folks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:42pm
  • if you could actually invent this you could take over the fucking world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:46pm
  • They should just invent a pill or something wherein you can't get preggers for the next 8 hours and everyone just takes it before they start partying to start with...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:10am
  • hahaha...there's a sign at my favorite karaoke bar that says "Warning: Consumption of Alcohol May Cause Pregnancy"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:17pm
  • yeahhhhhhhhh someone already posted something exactly like this but it is a pretty great idea. although i'd never utilize it cause i'm not into mennn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:18pm
  • doesnt it do that if you drink while pregnant anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:36pm
  • THAT IS GENIUS!! omg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:24pm
  • If you invented this people would pay tons of money even if the vodka didn't tast good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:47am
  • I'm with 1149 - i think we need to see the rest of this list!! haha...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:16pm
  • whiskey would be acceptable too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:10pm
  • Invented #10, a condom that also acts like a pines enlarger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Okay, that needs to be number 1! #1!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:12am
  • Just shove one of those cheap plastic vodka bottles in your stinky cooch and squeeze.. Vodka douche and should knock out the little fucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Go to hell LSU!!!! You will lose Saturday... Top 10 no more!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:57am
  • ...sorry i dont know why that last part was important lol anywayyy :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Or you could try not getting too sloppy drunk so you can remember to use protection... Skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:16pm
  • If you drink enough to fall down the stairs...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:48pm
  • i am on the pill but you can never be too careful...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:13am
  • awesome...patent that ishhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:35pm
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