I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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At least she left his kidney.
People who have one night stands with someone they don't know seem to forget that they are letting a total stranger into their living space or going into theirs. And then they're shocked when this person they don't know from Adam does something shady. Go figure.
did she steal all the good texts off this site too?
thats what happens when youre called in as the stunt cock
that chick had a dick if she/he could wear his shoes
I only took his shoes, okay, and that was an accident, I have no clue where his phone went he also couldn't find it last night, god!
and this is why one night stands are a bad idea all around...
@anonymousone, Charlie the unicorn maybe?
That's what he gets for fuck;ng dumb wh0res!
Sounds to me like you get what you pay for.