He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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When one pussy gets buried, another gets unveiled.
You heartless bitch.
It's the old stand-em-up and then lie and say the cat died...works every time!
Yep, haha, somebody's pet died and their heart is probably broken. But so long as you got a petty feeling of satisfaction from his sadness, everything turned out ok.