i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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