I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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Quit dating muggles!
The movies have been out long enough that, even if this had made sense at one point in some teenage reality, it is just plain sad now.
...and just why can't you do both?
Harry Potter sucks dicks. Grow up.
Let him show you the wand
I'm sure he's already seen them...