Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
do herpes really smell.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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