i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I will be naked everywhere
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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