I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
try to milk me bitch
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