I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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Man, since when did girls start taking trips to the animal shelter so seriously.
Just lower your standards and you'll always get laid. Even if it means hanging around truck stop.
Almost the right area code to be my ex. Sure sounds like her.
Get a dog
I have a penis and I know I'm nuckin' futs to do this, but what time will you pick me up?