Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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