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  • 80 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:07am

    aaaaahahahahahaha love it

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:04am

    classic atleast he got his

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:12pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THATS FUNNY AS SHIT

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 5:34pm

    LMFAO oh my god! hahahahahahaaaa! that is GREAT.

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:26pm

    five minute men don't deserve the time of day IMO

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:32am

    HahhahahahahahA!! Nice

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:07pm

    LOL! Funniest thing I have heard today!

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:32pm

    5 Dollar Footlong!!! Yummm

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:42pm

    haha homeboy got his nut off , he dont care bout' you hoe

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:11pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

  • 77 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:57pm

    did u every think it might have only lasted 5 minuets because your a whore and he knew thats all the time you were worth?

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:19am

    same here 4:54... i mean a footlong? i call bullshit... and i can't tell if this girl likes the 5 minute sex or thinks it's too short

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:21pm

    ive done a foot long...but it lasted 3 hours.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 9:39pm

    i bet it wasn't a southie boy!

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:28am

    The average sex duration is 6 and a half minutes. Look it up.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:38pm

    dude, 5 minutes... what is he, SUPERMAN? 5 minutes, that's impossible

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:54pm

    Is this a good or bad thing? I can't tell.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:33pm

    did u every think it might have only lasted 5 minuets because your a whore and he knew thats all the time you were worth? thats probs the guy hahahahhaa

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:19am

    2:21 the largest is actually over a foot but nice try

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:27am

    Maybe this is just supposed to be funny because he lasted a long time, had a big dick, so she just rounded up to a foot to make it the subway theme song. You don't have to overthink these texts all the time.

  • 70 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:27pm

    Still better than 5 inches for 12 minutes

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:45am

    First

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:43pm

    haha oh masshole boys...

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:47pm

    Ohhhh how I love massholes.

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 8:01pm

    aren't those really just the best though?

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:21pm

    If it was really a foot long then he would die from lack of blood flow if he got a boner. No shit thats why the worlds longest penis is 11 inches

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:11pm

    damn now I got that stupid commercial stuck in my head after reading this one

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:05am

    Ahh. Those are the worst. You're all excited at first, and then what a let down. Lamesauce.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:25pm

    haha i love being a masshole, and i hate short sex... I love when it lasts a long time and i can be thrown around in bed =D