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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THATS FUNNY AS SHIT

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:12pm
  • aaaaahahahahahaha love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:07am
  • classic atleast he got his

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:04am
  • LMFAO oh my god! hahahahahahaaaa! that is GREAT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 5:34pm
  • five minute men don't deserve the time of day IMO

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:26pm
  • 5 Dollar Footlong!!! Yummm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:32pm
  • HahhahahahahahA!! Nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:32am
  • i bet it wasn't a southie boy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 9:39pm
  • haha homeboy got his nut off , he dont care bout' you hoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:42pm
  • LOL! Funniest thing I have heard today!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:07pm
  • did u every think it might have only lasted 5 minuets because your a whore and he knew thats all the time you were worth?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:57pm
  • ive done a foot long...but it lasted 3 hours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:21pm
  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:11pm
  • same here 4:54... i mean a footlong? i call bullshit... and i can't tell if this girl likes the 5 minute sex or thinks it's too short

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:19am
  • Is this a good or bad thing? I can't tell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:54pm
  • Ahh. Those are the worst. You're all excited at first, and then what a let down. Lamesauce.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:05am
  • damn now I got that stupid commercial stuck in my head after reading this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:11pm
  • did u every think it might have only lasted 5 minuets because your a whore and he knew thats all the time you were worth? thats probs the guy hahahahhaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:33pm
  • aren't those really just the best though?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 8:01pm
  • haha oh masshole boys...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:43pm
  • If it was really a foot long then he would die from lack of blood flow if he got a boner. No shit thats why the worlds longest penis is 11 inches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:21pm
  • dude, 5 minutes... what is he, SUPERMAN? 5 minutes, that's impossible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:38pm
  • The average sex duration is 6 and a half minutes. Look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:28am
  • Still better than 5 inches for 12 minutes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:27pm
  • 2:21 the largest is actually over a foot but nice try

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:19am
  • Maybe this is just supposed to be funny because he lasted a long time, had a big dick, so she just rounded up to a foot to make it the subway theme song. You don't have to overthink these texts all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:27am
  • Ohhhh how I love massholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:47pm
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:45am
  • haha i love being a masshole, and i hate short sex... I love when it lasts a long time and i can be thrown around in bed =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:25pm
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