Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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