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  • blasphemy. morning sex is good for everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:26am
  • It's morning sex not morning make out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:29am
  • are you fucking kidding me? morning sex is my favorite.. I'm always so horny when I first wake up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:06am
  • all this talk about morning sex makes me want it soo bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:28pm
  • you obviously did something wrong then...morning sex is amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:33pm
  • Then you just ain't doing it right. Ask her to stuff a finger in your ass and enjoy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Disagree. Morning sex is fantastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:08am
  • (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:34pm
  • This text better be sarcasm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:05pm
  • did you give her a protein shake for breakfast?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:15pm
  • wtf are you talking about. morning sex is amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:23pm
  • agreed with water, morning sex, sleep. hopefully repeated several times. every morning. all week. & i'm a GIRL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:41pm
  • 12:35- they called again and said they want their joke back...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:19pm
  • this thread cracks me up morning sex n grilled cheese haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:13pm
  • What a b!tch, morning sex rocks unless you suck in bed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:26am
  • I like morning sex too what's wrong with op?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:14am
  • Morning sex is thee best!! Are u crazy?!??!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:11pm
  • maybe you have a small penis... and cum too quick. if you want a whore, pay a prostitute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:59pm
  • its funny because its a lie! morning sex is the best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:14am
  • who said the texts had to be funny? its called texts from last night not "funny texts from last night"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:14am
  • whoever you've been fucking in the morning can't be any good no matter what time of day it is. morning sex is fucking incredible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:10am
  • i love morning sex so fucking much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:39am
  • You're my boyfriends dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Did you just say 'the bomb diggity'? 1990 called, and said you're on stage in 5min. Dbag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:35pm
  • You're the greatest thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:43pm
  • morning sex haters just don't like life very much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:01pm
  • And the toughest of grilled cheese sandwiches, 11:18.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:20am
  • morning sex is the BEST!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:11am
  • who doesn't like morning sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:49pm
  • I agree. Morning sex sucks. Morning breath = ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:27am
  • I must be missing something. You were on a mission to fuck her, you did, then you message your buddy to say it was average?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:18am
  • dude... morning sex is the reason i breathe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:46pm
  • Fuck, morning sex is awesome. I just had it this morning and it's definitely gonna make the rest of my day fucking awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Morning sex is the fucking shit... Whoever said this is obviously an amateur or just plain stoopid...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:11am
  • yeah morning sex is the bomb diggity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:22am
  • 11:27... There is no need to worry about morning breath. Get it from behind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:36am
  • You're a protein shake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:19pm
  • I prefer morning sex to any other kind of sex. When i'm hungover all I want to do is drink water, fuck and sleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:53am
  • Stoopid? Hahahha FTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:23am
  • Did you at least get breakfast? Jeeez

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:14am
  • second 11:18 should be my next morning fuck. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:38am
  • Bro my morning wood is bigger then ur hood lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:54am
  • you are a fucking dumb ass. if you dont like morning sex you dont know what the fuck youre doing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:06pm
  • morning sex is amazing. you must be doing something wrong or they are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Really? REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Morning sex is the shit especially in the shower!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Ofcourse this rediculous text is from my area code, only someone in fucking Palm Bay would have a problem with morning sex. Whoever you are I hope it was opposite day otherwise just don't have sex, your not worthy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:23am
  • I always heard guy have the best boner in morning. Are you THE exception to the rule? Most likely

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Love morning sex. My pussy is very wet in the morning. Like to wake up with a hard cock in me mmmmmm delicioso papi, heerlijk!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Morning sex is awesome, it's you that isn't all thar great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:49am
  • Never say never douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:13pm
  • morning sex is the best. and im a girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:26am
  • Its still the am, who needs a hot guy with a big cock, a strong tongue and big, full balls. Morning sex wins. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:54pm
  • morning, noon, or night...I ain't turning it down. The time of day makes no difference at all. Other than the fact that you can see better in the daylight...especially at the beach!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:15pm
  • If morning sex isn't great for you, then you need counseling! I'm a girl, and quite frankly, dirty dirty morning sex is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Heyyyyy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:38pm
  • You still got laid so STFU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:42pm
  • I'm usually too tired when I first wake up to even feel turned on - that and morning breath can be really bad sometimes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:24am
  • youre CRAZY if you dont like morning sex. the first thing i think about when i wake up is riding my boyfriends dick and when hes next to me its usually what i do wake up to haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:39pm
  • WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:36pm
  • you're insane. morning sex is amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:26am
  • hahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahaahahah this is the funniest thing ive ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:58pm
  • i disagree, gotta put that morning wood to use ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:15pm
  • morning sex is the shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Screw off, you whinny little prick. At least you're getting laid! Some of us old, married farts haven't gotten any in months...guess what you got to look forward to in your old age! She was a sex machine 30 years ago...now she's just plain broken down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:12pm
  • meh meh meh 11 14 whats the point of posting it if its not entertaining, eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:20am
  • whats the point of this text? its not funny unless im missing something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:11am
  • at least you got some pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:06am
  • People who "don't get" this text...it's funny because he's saying he fucked her that morning, not the previous night. He apparently tried all night to fuck her...failed...somehow slept with her anyhow, but didn't do her until the morning...it's a strange and funny situation. And yes, I agree...morning sex is better than life itself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:38pm
  • Actually morning sex is fucking amazing bcause your hormone levels are highest when you first wake up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:12pm
  • yeah, i feel sorry for this guy. morning sex is my favorite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:18pm
  • i know, right? how can you not like morning sex? she must of had some bowling ball pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:27pm
  • thats a lie! morning sex is the best sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:24am
  • morning sex is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Morning Sex is alwayssss great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:08pm
  • We females are hornier in the morning. Scientifically proven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:06am
  • Morning sex is great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:44pm
  • 5:38... Do you like looking like a teenage slut in public? Because that's what I'm getting from you..,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:52pm
  • Dumb ass

    Submitted by Savagejay on Apr 8, 10 at 9:59pm
  • This is a fucking STUPID text and absolutely not worthy of this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:41pm
  • anytime is a good time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:02pm
  • I'm 12 years old and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:17pm
  • The hell ever!! Morning wood, morning sex. Goes hand in hand!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:53pm
  • 321 baby that's where I amm he'll yeahhh!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:50pm
  • September 7, 2009 12:23AM hahahahah Holy shit thats funny. i agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:54pm
  • What the fuck is wrong with you? Morning sex is the best kind...starts the day off the right way!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Maybe ur morning sex isn't great...ever think bout that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:40pm
  • C-cccccombo Breaker!

    Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Aug 9, 11 at 10:15pm
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