Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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It's morning sex not morning make out!
blasphemy. morning sex is good for everyone.
are you fucking kidding me? morning sex is my favorite.. I'm always so horny when I first wake up.
all this talk about morning sex makes me want it soo bad.
you obviously did something wrong then...morning sex is amazing.
Then you just ain't doing it right. Ask her to stuff a finger in your ass and enjoy.
(408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Disagree. Morning sex is fantastic.
This text better be sarcasm.
did you give her a protein shake for breakfast?
wtf are you talking about. morning sex is amazing!
this thread cracks me up morning sex n grilled cheese haha
agreed with water, morning sex, sleep. hopefully repeated several times. every morning. all week. & i'm a GIRL.
its funny because its a lie! morning sex is the best!
12:35- they called again and said they want their joke back...
What a b!tch, morning sex rocks unless you suck in bed!
I like morning sex too what's wrong with op?
Morning sex is thee best!! Are u crazy?!??!
maybe you have a small penis... and cum too quick. if you want a whore, pay a prostitute.
who said the texts had to be funny? its called texts from last night not "funny texts from last night"
whoever you've been fucking in the morning can't be any good no matter what time of day it is. morning sex is fucking incredible.
You're my boyfriends dick
i love morning sex so fucking much
Did you just say 'the bomb diggity'? 1990 called, and said you're on stage in 5min. Dbag.
You're the greatest thing
morning sex haters just don't like life very much
And the toughest of grilled cheese sandwiches, 11:18.
morning sex is the BEST!
who doesn't like morning sex?
I agree. Morning sex sucks. Morning breath = ew.
dude... morning sex is the reason i breathe
Fuck, morning sex is awesome. I just had it this morning and it's definitely gonna make the rest of my day fucking awesome.
Morning sex is the fucking shit... Whoever said this is obviously an amateur or just plain stoopid...
I must be missing something. You were on a mission to fuck her, you did, then you message your buddy to say it was average?
11:27... There is no need to worry about morning breath. Get it from behind.
You're a protein shake
I prefer morning sex to any other kind of sex. When i'm hungover all I want to do is drink water, fuck and sleep.
yeah morning sex is the bomb diggity
Did you at least get breakfast? Jeeez
Love morning sex. My pussy is very wet in the morning. Like to wake up with a hard cock in me mmmmmm delicioso papi, heerlijk!
second 11:18 should be my next morning fuck. (:
Bro my morning wood is bigger then ur hood lol
you are a fucking dumb ass. if you dont like morning sex you dont know what the fuck youre doing
morning sex is amazing. you must be doing something wrong or they are.
Morning sex is the shit especially in the shower!
Ofcourse this rediculous text is from my area code, only someone in fucking Palm Bay would have a problem with morning sex. Whoever you are I hope it was opposite day otherwise just don't have sex, your not worthy.
I always heard guy have the best boner in morning.
Are you THE exception to the rule? Most likely
Morning sex is awesome, it's you that isn't all thar great.
Never say never douchebag
morning sex is the best. and im a girl!
Its still the am, who needs a hot guy with a big cock, a strong tongue and big, full balls.
Morning sex wins. ;)
morning, noon, or night...I ain't turning it down. The time of day makes no difference at all. Other than the fact that you can see better in the daylight...especially at the beach!
If morning sex isn't great for you, then you need counseling! I'm a girl, and quite frankly, dirty dirty morning sex is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Heyyyyy!
I'm usually too tired when I first wake up to even feel turned on - that and morning breath can be really bad sometimes
youre CRAZY if you dont like morning sex. the first thing i think about when i wake up is riding my boyfriends dick and when hes next to me its usually what i do wake up to haha
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?
you're insane. morning sex is amazing.
hahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahaahahah this is the funniest thing ive ever read
i disagree, gotta put that morning wood to use ;)
morning sex is the shit.
You still got laid so STFU.
Screw off, you whinny little prick. At least you're getting laid! Some of us old, married farts haven't gotten any in months...guess what you got to look forward to in your old age! She was a sex machine 30 years ago...now she's just plain broken down.
meh meh meh 11 14 whats the point of posting it if its not entertaining, eh?
whats the point of this text? its not funny unless im missing something
at least you got some pussy.
People who "don't get" this text...it's funny because he's saying he fucked her that morning, not the previous night. He apparently tried all night to fuck her...failed...somehow slept with her anyhow, but didn't do her until the morning...it's a strange and funny situation. And yes, I agree...morning sex is better than life itself.
thats a lie! morning sex is the best sex.
Actually morning sex is fucking amazing bcause your hormone levels are highest when you first wake up
yeah, i feel sorry for this guy. morning sex is my favorite.
i know, right? how can you not like morning sex? she must of had some bowling ball pussy.
morning sex is awesome!
Morning Sex is alwayssss great.
We females are hornier in the morning. Scientifically proven.
Morning sex is great!
Do you like looking like a teenage slut in public? Because that's what I'm getting from you..,
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
This is a fucking STUPID text and absolutely not worthy of this site.
anytime is a good time
The hell ever!! Morning wood, morning sex. Goes hand in hand!!
321 baby that's where I amm he'll yeahhh!!
September 7, 2009 12:23AM
hahahahah Holy shit thats funny. i agree
What the fuck is wrong with you? Morning sex is the best kind...starts the day off the right way!!
Maybe ur morning sex isn't great...ever think bout that?