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  • 95 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:06am

    are you fucking kidding me? morning sex is my favorite.. I'm always so horny when I first wake up.

  • 80 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:08am

    Disagree. Morning sex is fantastic.

  • 66 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:29am

    It's morning sex not morning make out!

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:10am

    whoever you've been fucking in the morning can't be any good no matter what time of day it is. morning sex is fucking incredible.

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:41pm

    agreed with water, morning sex, sleep. hopefully repeated several times. every morning. all week. & i'm a GIRL.

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:33pm

    you obviously did something wrong then...morning sex is amazing.

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:11am

    morning sex is the BEST!

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:59pm

    maybe you have a small penis... and cum too quick. if you want a whore, pay a prostitute.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:49pm

    who doesn't like morning sex?

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:28pm

    all this talk about morning sex makes me want it soo bad.

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:13pm

    this thread cracks me up morning sex n grilled cheese haha

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:47pm

    Fuck, morning sex is awesome. I just had it this morning and it's definitely gonna make the rest of my day fucking awesome.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:01pm

    Then you just ain't doing it right. Ask her to stuff a finger in your ass and enjoy.

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:26am

    blasphemy. morning sex is good for everyone.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:14am

    who said the texts had to be funny? its called texts from last night not "funny texts from last night"

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:11pm

    Morning sex is thee best!! Are u crazy?!??!

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:14am

    its funny because its a lie! morning sex is the best!

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:23pm

    wtf are you talking about. morning sex is amazing!

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:19pm

    12:35- they called again and said they want their joke back...

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:35pm

    Did you just say 'the bomb diggity'? 1990 called, and said you're on stage in 5min. Dbag.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:14am

    I like morning sex too what's wrong with op?

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:22am

    yeah morning sex is the bomb diggity

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:15pm

    did you give her a protein shake for breakfast?

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:11am

    Morning sex is the fucking shit... Whoever said this is obviously an amateur or just plain stoopid...

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:45pm

    You're my boyfriends dick

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:20am

    And the toughest of grilled cheese sandwiches, 11:18.

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:49am

    Morning sex is awesome, it's you that isn't all thar great.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:23pm

    Really? REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:34pm

    (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:36am

    11:27... There is no need to worry about morning breath. Get it from behind.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:26am

    What a b!tch, morning sex rocks unless you suck in bed!

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:39am

    i love morning sex so fucking much

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:01pm

    morning sex haters just don't like life very much

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:06pm

    you are a fucking dumb ass. if you dont like morning sex you dont know what the fuck youre doing

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:19pm

    You're a protein shake

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:46pm

    dude... morning sex is the reason i breathe

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:36pm

    WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:20pm

    Love morning sex. My pussy is very wet in the morning. Like to wake up with a hard cock in me mmmmmm delicioso papi, heerlijk!

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:26am

    you're insane. morning sex is amazing.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:18am

    I must be missing something. You were on a mission to fuck her, you did, then you message your buddy to say it was average?

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:23am

    Stoopid? Hahahha FTW.

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:13pm

    Never say never douchebag

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:05pm

    This text better be sarcasm.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:20am

    meh meh meh 11 14 whats the point of posting it if its not entertaining, eh?

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:15pm

    morning, noon, or night...I ain't turning it down. The time of day makes no difference at all. Other than the fact that you can see better in the daylight...especially at the beach!

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:46pm

    I always heard guy have the best boner in morning. Are you THE exception to the rule? Most likely

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:16pm

    morning sex is awesome!

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:27am

    I agree. Morning sex sucks. Morning breath = ew.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:14am

    Did you at least get breakfast? Jeeez

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:12pm

    Actually morning sex is fucking amazing bcause your hormone levels are highest when you first wake up

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:23am

    Ofcourse this rediculous text is from my area code, only someone in fucking Palm Bay would have a problem with morning sex. Whoever you are I hope it was opposite day otherwise just don't have sex, your not worthy.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:42pm

    You still got laid so STFU.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:54pm

    Its still the am, who needs a hot guy with a big cock, a strong tongue and big, full balls. Morning sex wins. ;)

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:24am

    I'm usually too tired when I first wake up to even feel turned on - that and morning breath can be really bad sometimes

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:03pm

    Morning sex is the shit especially in the shower!

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:58pm

    hahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahaahahah this is the funniest thing ive ever read

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:38pm

    If morning sex isn't great for you, then you need counseling! I'm a girl, and quite frankly, dirty dirty morning sex is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Heyyyyy!

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:41pm

    This is a fucking STUPID text and absolutely not worthy of this site.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:08pm

    Morning Sex is alwayssss great.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:06am

    We females are hornier in the morning. Scientifically proven.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:54am

    Bro my morning wood is bigger then ur hood lol

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:38am

    second 11:18 should be my next morning fuck. (:

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Savagejay on Apr 8, 10 at 9:59pm

    Dumb ass

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:39pm

    youre CRAZY if you dont like morning sex. the first thing i think about when i wake up is riding my boyfriends dick and when hes next to me its usually what i do wake up to haha

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:06am

    at least you got some pussy.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:53am

    I prefer morning sex to any other kind of sex. When i'm hungover all I want to do is drink water, fuck and sleep.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:18pm

    yeah, i feel sorry for this guy. morning sex is my favorite.

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:27pm

    morning sex is amazing. you must be doing something wrong or they are.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:15pm

    i disagree, gotta put that morning wood to use ;)

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:38pm

    People who "don't get" this text...it's funny because he's saying he fucked her that morning, not the previous night. He apparently tried all night to fuck her...failed...somehow slept with her anyhow, but didn't do her until the morning...it's a strange and funny situation. And yes, I agree...morning sex is better than life itself.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:26am

    morning sex is the best. and im a girl!

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:55pm

    morning sex is the shit.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:24am

    thats a lie! morning sex is the best sex.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:27pm

    i know, right? how can you not like morning sex? she must of had some bowling ball pussy.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:53pm

    The hell ever!! Morning wood, morning sex. Goes hand in hand!!

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:12pm

    Screw off, you whinny little prick. At least you're getting laid! Some of us old, married farts haven't gotten any in months...guess what you got to look forward to in your old age! She was a sex machine 30 years ago...now she's just plain broken down.

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:43pm

    You're the greatest thing

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:52pm

    5:38... Do you like looking like a teenage slut in public? Because that's what I'm getting from you..,

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:44pm

    Morning sex is great!

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:17pm

    I'm 12 years old and what is this?

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:11am

    whats the point of this text? its not funny unless im missing something

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:02pm

    anytime is a good time

  • 43 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:38pm

    What the fuck is wrong with you? Morning sex is the best kind...starts the day off the right way!!

  • 38 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:54pm

    September 7, 2009 12:23AM hahahahah Holy shit thats funny. i agree

  • 37 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:50pm

    321 baby that's where I amm he'll yeahhh!!

  • 39 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:40pm

    Maybe ur morning sex isn't great...ever think bout that?

  • 21 53
    Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Aug 9, 11 at 10:15pm

    C-cccccombo Breaker!