Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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