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    Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 5, 12 at 10:01am

    can i buy you shots if you take my shot?

  • 80 95
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Mar 5, 12 at 10:26am

    So...this night starts with shots, progresses to midget capturing and ends in death presumably from a midget capturing related unjury.... Sounds like a better love story than Twilight.

    • Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 5, 12 at 10:41pm

      my soft slightly buoyant shit colliding with my hard heavy shit and exploding during the flush is a better love story then twilight

  • 78 92
    Submitted by WrongNumber69 on Mar 5, 12 at 10:58am

    Better capture the midget first, they're quick little fuckers.