Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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