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  • 54 32
    Submitted by NikkiNik on Oct 8, 12 at 3:23pm

    real food baby bellys go away when you poop...

  • 55 35
    Submitted by slammin211s on Oct 8, 12 at 3:53pm

    no you dont, im willing to bet some of those guys have come to appreciate thick girls

  • 40 24
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 9, 12 at 12:16am

    That is when you let her ride reverse cowboy.

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Kairaya on Oct 8, 12 at 6:17pm

    Yeah, but it's not like you can force yourself to poop right away. You have to wait for digestion to run its course, and that takes hours.

    • 23 32
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 9, 12 at 6:40am

      And they are only in town for thanksgiving long enough to obtain a food baby and leave? Not likely.

  • 33 31
    Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 9, 12 at 12:35pm

    I know all the stores have Xmas decorations up stupid early, but somehow we've rocketed all they way past October and into Thanksgiving? How the fuck did that happen? We're getting texts from the fucking future!

    • 34 32
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 10, 12 at 3:04am

      We already celebrated Thanksgiving and Christmas before he deployed. Close enough. We are having fake Halloween saturday complete with trick or treating and decorations so my neighbors can celebrate their daughter's 10th before he deploys on her birthday. You celebrate when you fucking celebrate, fuck the calendar.

      • 32 37
        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 10, 12 at 3:06am

        First he is my husband....second he is our neighbor....brought to you by my sheer fucking inability to sleep in two days.

  • 33 42
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Oct 9, 12 at 1:40pm

    @armchair: we're getting texts from Canadians...

    • 37 26
      Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 10, 12 at 1:15am

      Thanksgiving in Canada? Christ! What will they do to confuse me next?

  • 26 31
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Oct 9, 12 at 1:38pm

    -Hulk Hogan, after crossing the 49th parallel