I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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real food baby bellys go away when you poop...
no you dont, im willing to bet some of those guys have come to appreciate thick girls
That is when you let her ride reverse cowboy.
Yeah, but it's not like you can force yourself to poop right away. You have to wait for digestion to run its course, and that takes hours.
And they are only in town for thanksgiving long enough to obtain a food baby and leave? Not likely.
I know all the stores have Xmas decorations up stupid early, but somehow we've rocketed all they way past October and into Thanksgiving? How the fuck did that happen? We're getting texts from the fucking future!
We already celebrated Thanksgiving and Christmas before he deployed. Close enough. We are having fake Halloween saturday complete with trick or treating and decorations so my neighbors can celebrate their daughter's 10th before he deploys on her birthday. You celebrate when you fucking celebrate, fuck the calendar.
First he is my husband....second he is our neighbor....brought to you by my sheer fucking inability to sleep in two days.
@armchair: we're getting texts from Canadians...
Thanksgiving in Canada? Christ! What will they do to confuse me next?
-Hulk Hogan, after crossing the 49th parallel