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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 19, 13 at 6:10am

    A few got pissed off when I came with "Exit Only" on the ass of my shorts I wore.

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    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Jan 19, 13 at 3:37am

    I kind of like this text. If I have read it properly it is a female who is choosing not to bear the child. At least this person has some dreams and ideals. I suspect they will not be puking in their 7:30 a.m. class in the morning.

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    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jan 19, 13 at 2:12am

    All us guys are sperm donors. Some just choose to donate to women others to men and still some to a wad of tissues.

  • 78 53
    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Jan 18, 13 at 6:04pm

    Wow, that was a lot tamer than my first gayy bar. My first gayy bar just involved lots of gayy sex.

  • 77 59
    Submitted by ck24 on Jan 18, 13 at 3:25pm

    NEVER donate sperm to anyone they can try and come after you for child support if they lose their income!!!!... \n

    • 66 58
      Submitted by ck24 on Jan 18, 13 at 3:29pm

      Even comes with a video explaining the case for all of you who hate to read paragraphs!

    • 74 46
      Submitted by Madcritter on Jan 18, 13 at 8:27pm

      unless you get it in writing with signatures and shit that's a legal document

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    Submitted by misscaptaiin on Jan 18, 13 at 7:09pm

    Fuck all you judgmental assholes. Congrats on the find!

  • Submitted by Bloomfield on Jan 18, 13 at 4:57pm

    Fags. You get what you deserve.

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      Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Jan 19, 13 at 1:08am

      I love that "fags" is allowed on TFLN, but you have to spell "gayy" with an extra letter or some shit to get past the censor, even though "fags" is a worse word. Oh, and Bloomfield: Eat a dick.

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      Submitted by givingnofux on Feb 7, 13 at 5:53pm

      You are allowed to call us that when you stop watching lesbian porn. Sorry no one wants your dick, Bloomfield.