you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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