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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 10:50am

    ALWAYS know where your towel is.

  • Submitted by SundayDrive on May 31, 10 at 11:04am

    To the Anonymous who quoted Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, perfection.

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    Submitted by dodgycabbage on May 31, 10 at 11:36am

    Crygasm???

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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 31, 10 at 11:48am

    So, by the transitive property...

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    Submitted by nopantsdance on May 31, 10 at 12:14pm

    That's why Towlie says "don't forget to bring a towel!"

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      Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 31, 10 at 10:34pm

      ...You wanna get high?

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    Submitted by aznasshole on May 31, 10 at 11:07am

    So....how was the sex?

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    Submitted by steveorocks on May 31, 10 at 11:27am

    R. A. P. E?

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    Submitted by TurtlesInShells on May 31, 10 at 12:11pm

    His tears or yours....?

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    Submitted by shredder_dave on May 31, 10 at 2:32pm

    I bet she caught a load right in the face!

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    Submitted by buberto on Jun 1, 10 at 1:23am

    So he fucked you to tears?

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    Submitted by opticrob on May 31, 10 at 2:46pm

    Nononono, you use the tears as lube. Much more productive.

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    Submitted by OneHitta on May 31, 10 at 12:32pm

    Classy!!! My kinda chic.

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Phys on May 31, 10 at 2:29pm

    No pain no gain

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    Submitted by dingo7512 on May 31, 10 at 10:31am

    That's unsanitary

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    Submitted by STD on Jun 1, 10 at 9:37am

    If you wouldve swallowed, you couldve had the whole towel to wipe your tears. Js.

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    Submitted by bjray2005 on May 31, 10 at 5:02pm

    What a gentlemen

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    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 31, 10 at 11:39am

    Good ol' fashioned surprise sex ;)

  • 50 54
    Submitted by gottapeesuzy on May 31, 10 at 7:50pm

    Gagging is fun!

  • 55 65
    Submitted by tacoheart on Jun 1, 10 at 6:46am

    first time anal, eh? Really sucks when they mix up the shower gel and the lube....

  • 53 62
    Submitted by shemp on Jun 1, 10 at 12:11am

    He came in her

  • 48 53
    Submitted by ashleyann on May 31, 10 at 7:51pm

    So was the sex that bad or what??

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    Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Jun 1, 10 at 1:21am

    Don't forget to bring a towel!

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    Submitted by destructo on Jun 1, 10 at 4:36am

    Bullseye!

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    Submitted by klangford on May 31, 10 at 10:55am

    Dad?

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    Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 1, 10 at 12:22am

    This one almost has a poetic quality... Almost.

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 28, 13 at 9:23pm

    This sounds like a lyric to a (rather explicit) country song.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 10:39am

    FIRST!!!