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so I'm never txting u again after today...

(248): View more from Michigan

y?

(773): View more from Illinois

cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)

(248): View more from Michigan

ha...too late

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(773): so I'm never txting u again after today... (248): y? (773): cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :) (248): ha...too late http://tfl.nu/3mhx

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Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"

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(773): Oh just a soda. I'm "driving" http://tfl.nu/spob

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer

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(201): we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer http://tfl.nu/68pg

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You might as well just give her the money now.

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(814): Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it. (610): You might as well just give her the money now. http://tfl.nu/i76w

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(404): View more from Georgia

Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis

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(404): Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis http://tfl.nu/8wlo

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(606): View more from Kentucky

he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.

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(606): he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman. http://tfl.nu/lhzg

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.

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(405): Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up. http://tfl.nu/852v

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead

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(502): Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead http://tfl.nu/4b2b

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(240): View more from Maryland

Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden

(202): View more from Washington, DC

She's got a legit dose of dude going on

(240): View more from Maryland

No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.

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(240): Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden (202): She's got a legit dose of dude going on (240): No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne. http://tfl.nu/qro2

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(651): View more from Minnesota

My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.

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(651): My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex. http://tfl.nu/dfh2

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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.

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(403): I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick. http://tfl.nu/pw1i

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(512): View more from Texas

I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted

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(512): I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted http://tfl.nu/8clw

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(561): View more from Florida

I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?

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(561): I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line? http://tfl.nu/0ivn

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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.

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(651): somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex. http://tfl.nu/wfkq

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.

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(202): A big toe in my vag is not foreplay. http://tfl.nu/p4zv

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