If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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