I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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Put on the big girl panties and just tell him to leave.
... at least change panties; those have treads now.
Its all fun and games till you shart and end up as a future post here.
But you couldn't because his dick was in your ass...
Unconsciously trying, impressive, or it would be if it worked.