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  • 98 47
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 14, 11 at 11:52am

    Surprise @nal.

    • 29 52
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 14, 11 at 3:56pm

      But it was just an accident... I just slipped...

      • 31 43
        Submitted by porksword on Dec 14, 11 at 7:34pm

        Yeah, and now she sticks pickles up guys asses.

        • 35 41
          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 14, 11 at 8:47pm

          LMFAO!!! Everybody has their fetish!

  • 68 43
    Submitted by TheWingMan on Dec 14, 11 at 12:19pm

    Hat (v) - the act of placing a hat upon.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by djskillzmusic on Dec 14, 11 at 1:22pm

    Drunk females...unpredictable species, proceed with caution

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 14, 11 at 3:54pm

    Because you are a tactless weasel that says stupid shit like "I would do horrible things to your vagina" to women you've never had any contact with.

    • 37 46
      Submitted by gunslinger251 on Dec 14, 11 at 8:58pm

      agreed, I prefer the more subtly approach. ill do wonderful things to your vagina, works so much better

      • 37 49
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 14, 11 at 10:21pm

        LOL! Yeah, that's so much better. The optimistic word selection makes all the difference.

        • 33 45
          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 14, 11 at 11:25pm

          aww but violent sexual deviant is so hot these days

          • 36 45
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 3:51am

            These days??? Always! There are much better ways of bringing out every woman's inner sex kitten than being a douche!

    • 39 50
      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 15, 11 at 4:03am

      glad you can laugh it off. good for you.

      • 35 44
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 9:28am

        Why wouldn't I? I'm no goddamn shrinking violet!!!

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 15, 11 at 12:28am

    The same way he makes them sock him.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Phys on Dec 14, 11 at 1:43pm

    They too drunk at the bar to realize this person is a cross dresser?

  • 37 50
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 14, 11 at 11:50am

    Way to represent the 10/6! "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

  • 35 49
    Submitted by smacked_silly_13 on Dec 14, 11 at 11:21pm

    If a girl hats you, it sounds as though she puts a hat on ur head, and by hat I mean condom

  • 33 46
    Submitted by polomarco on Dec 15, 11 at 1:27am

    If you're trying to get it in don't say anything at all... Speak with your body haha

  • 38 58
    Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Dec 14, 11 at 12:46pm

    10/6?

  • 31 46
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 14, 11 at 2:27pm

    Or, de-hat you...