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  • Surprise @nal.

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 14, 11 at 11:52am
  • Hat (v) - the act of placing a hat upon.

    Submitted by TheWingMan on Dec 14, 11 at 12:19pm
  • Because you are a tactless weasel that says stupid shit like "I would do horrible things to your vagina" to women you've never had any contact with.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 14, 11 at 3:54pm
    • agreed, I prefer the more subtly approach. ill do wonderful things to your vagina, works so much better

      Submitted by gunslinger251 on Dec 14, 11 at 8:58pm
      • LOL! Yeah, that's so much better. The optimistic word selection makes all the difference.

        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 14, 11 at 10:21pm
        • aww but violent sexual deviant is so hot these days

          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 14, 11 at 11:25pm
          • These days??? Always! There are much better ways of bringing out every woman's inner sex kitten than being a douche!

            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 3:51am
    • glad you can laugh it off. good for you.

      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 15, 11 at 4:03am
  • The same way he makes them sock him.

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 15, 11 at 12:28am
  • Drunk females...unpredictable species, proceed with caution

    Submitted by djskillzmusic on Dec 14, 11 at 1:22pm
  • They too drunk at the bar to realize this person is a cross dresser?

    Submitted by Phys on Dec 14, 11 at 1:43pm
  • If a girl hats you, it sounds as though she puts a hat on ur head, and by hat I mean condom

    Submitted by smacked_silly_13 on Dec 14, 11 at 11:21pm
  • 10/6?

    Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Dec 14, 11 at 12:46pm
  • If you're trying to get it in don't say anything at all... Speak with your body haha

    Submitted by polomarco on Dec 15, 11 at 1:27am
  • Or, de-hat you...

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 14, 11 at 2:27pm
  • Way to represent the 10/6! "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

    Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 14, 11 at 11:50am