When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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But it was just an accident... I just slipped...
Yeah, and now she sticks pickles up guys asses.
LMFAO!!! Everybody has their fetish!
Hat (v) - the act of placing a hat upon.
Because you are a tactless weasel that says stupid shit like "I would do horrible things to your vagina" to women you've never had any contact with.
agreed, I prefer the more subtly approach. ill do wonderful things to your vagina, works so much better
LOL! Yeah, that's so much better. The optimistic word selection makes all the difference.
aww but violent sexual deviant is so hot these days
These days??? Always! There are much better ways of bringing out every woman's inner sex kitten than being a douche!
glad you can laugh it off. good for you.
Why wouldn't I? I'm no goddamn shrinking violet!!!
The same way he makes them sock him.
Drunk females...unpredictable species, proceed with caution
They too drunk at the bar to realize this person is a cross dresser?
If a girl hats you, it sounds as though she puts a hat on ur head, and by hat I mean condom
If you're trying to get it in don't say anything at all... Speak with your body haha
Or, de-hat you...
Way to represent the 10/6! "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"