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  • Submitted by psycholodee on Dec 29, 10 at 10:46am

    HUGE FLAMING NEON RED FLAG. RUN!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 29, 10 at 2:13pm

      A flag, then sirens, and eventually, a helicopter.

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    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Dec 29, 10 at 11:37am

    Malbeth STFU. Nature also intended us to reproduce as soon as we hit puberty. Nobody should be breastfed past the age of 2.

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    Submitted by gaterhog on Dec 29, 10 at 4:02pm

    Like the kid in grown ups?

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 29, 10 at 7:07pm

    That is a bog flashing neon "Danger" sign. Run, switch schools if you have to!

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    Submitted by MeOlly on Dec 29, 10 at 1:07pm

    RUN AWAY AND DON'T LOOK BACK!

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    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Dec 29, 10 at 10:41am

    Definitely a red flag. Too bad though, not really his fault.

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    Submitted by phillaurence on Dec 30, 10 at 10:04am

    YES!!!!!!

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    Submitted by jltc on Dec 29, 10 at 7:07pm

    The wanting you to get fake tits thing is a problem, but the being breastfed until six thing really isn't his fault.

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    Submitted by NataSept on Jan 2, 11 at 12:26am

    yes.

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    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Jan 6, 11 at 8:55am

    Fake tits are a win-win situation. The first part of this text on the other hand...highly disturbing.

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    Submitted by CapN_Winky on Dec 29, 10 at 11:27am

    wouldn't that make for an obsession of you not getting fake boobs, unless the op is packing an A cup or something? maybe I'm just not fucked in the head enough to understand this.

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      Submitted by GABAleta on Dec 29, 10 at 1:15pm

      The point is that breastfeeding makes a woman's breasts larger than they normally are. That's probably why OP wants her to plump them up a little.

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    Submitted by smartchick1 on Dec 30, 10 at 7:40am

    Not if he's paying

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    Submitted by nitro420 on Mar 18, 13 at 9:09am

    As a dude who has dated a girl with fake tits: they are NOT fun to play with. They don't bounce, jiggle and they're HARD. Real tits ftw

  • Submitted by malbeth on Dec 29, 10 at 11:23am

    Oh, the horror of receiving complete nutrition from your mother! It's just appalling that anyone would feed their child in the way nature intended!

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Dec 29, 10 at 11:35am

      1. Even nine month old children need solid food for complete nutrition.\n2. Once the kid is old enough to work mom's bra by himself, it gets creepy.

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        Submitted by malbeth on Dec 29, 10 at 1:28pm

        The American Academy of Pediatrics currently recommends that "Breastfeeding should be continued for at least the first year of life and beyond for as long as mutually desired by mother and child.." The World Health Organization and UNICEF recommend that babies be breastfed for at least two years.

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          Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 30, 10 at 7:18am

          American Academy of Pediatrics is driven by too many phara and secular types to make any comment. Let them stick to being a doctor and not dictate childcare.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 29, 10 at 2:12pm

      If I could, I'd still be breastfeeding, now. I'd probably live to 150.

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      Submitted by in17331 on Jan 2, 11 at 8:03pm

      old enough to ask for it is to old to still be doing it