He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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HUGE FLAMING NEON RED FLAG. RUN!
A flag, then sirens, and eventually, a helicopter.
Malbeth STFU. Nature also intended us to reproduce as soon as we hit puberty. Nobody should be breastfed past the age of 2.
Like the kid in grown ups?
RUN AWAY AND DON'T LOOK BACK!
That is a bog flashing neon "Danger" sign. Run, switch schools if you have to!
Definitely a red flag. Too bad though, not really his fault.
Fake tits are a win-win situation. The first part of this text on the other hand...highly disturbing.
The wanting you to get fake tits thing is a problem, but the being breastfed until six thing really isn't his fault.
Not if he's paying
wouldn't that make for an obsession of you not getting fake boobs, unless the op is packing an A cup or something? maybe I'm just not fucked in the head enough to understand this.
The point is that breastfeeding makes a woman's breasts larger than they normally are. That's probably why OP wants her to plump them up a little.
As a dude who has dated a girl with fake tits: they are NOT fun to play with. They don't bounce, jiggle and they're HARD. Real tits ftw
Oh, the horror of receiving complete nutrition from your mother! It's just appalling that anyone would feed their child in the way nature intended!
1. Even nine month old children need solid food for complete nutrition.\n2. Once the kid is old enough to work mom's bra by himself, it gets creepy.
The American Academy of Pediatrics currently recommends that "Breastfeeding should be continued for at least the first year of life and beyond for as long as mutually desired by mother and child.." The World Health Organization and UNICEF recommend that babies be breastfed for at least two years.
American Academy of Pediatrics is driven by too many phara and secular types to make any comment. Let them stick to being a doctor and not dictate childcare.
If I could, I'd still be breastfeeding, now. I'd probably live to 150.
old enough to ask for it is to old to still be doing it