I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
And then he peed in my hair
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