he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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