The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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This sounds like something Dwight K. Shrute would say.
Mmmmm I love chix with decent hips! So much sexier than a skinny bitch. Smarter too, usually.
Tubesounding: Really? I never realized the width of a woman's hips was directly related to their mental capacity. Nor did I realize that being thin made you a bitch. Thank you-really-for that enlightening information.
What a charmer
i bet he is LARPing that he got laid
Death is to good for the fool. You're just going to have to take one for the team. Marry him and make him miserable.
Uh huh. If he says anything about how clean your ears are, make sure you tell us that too.
You just did him a favor. He'll find a woman better than and will still be a good father.