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  • Submitted by JackEt_SKate on Jan 29, 11 at 12:41pm

    This sounds like something Dwight K. Shrute would say.

  • Submitted by TubeSounding on Jan 29, 11 at 10:54am

    Mmmmm I love chix with decent hips! So much sexier than a skinny bitch. Smarter too, usually.

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    Submitted by MarsieMayhem on Jan 30, 11 at 10:10am

    Tubesounding: Really? I never realized the width of a woman's hips was directly related to their mental capacity. Nor did I realize that being thin made you a bitch. Thank you-really-for that enlightening information.

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    Submitted by Wiggity on Jan 29, 11 at 1:51pm

    What a charmer

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    Submitted by clamsmash on Jan 29, 11 at 6:02pm

    i bet he is LARPing that he got laid

  • Submitted by janesaddiction on Jan 29, 11 at 9:57am

    Death is to good for the fool. You're just going to have to take one for the team. Marry him and make him miserable.

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    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jan 29, 11 at 5:09pm

    Uh huh. If he says anything about how clean your ears are, make sure you tell us that too.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 29, 11 at 12:24pm

    You just did him a favor. He'll find a woman better than and will still be a good father.

  • Submitted by smr167 on Jan 30, 11 at 8:34am

    Atherton Hall!