:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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