I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Your cock deserves a montage
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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