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  • 75 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:13am

    hahaha wow what a lazy mother fucker who wants someone to be done in 2 min why dont people do it all night long like the movies stupid fuckers

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:10pm

    "two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven" Flight of the Conchords

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:21am

    Damn. Missionary position feels so good but even chuck Norris can't last more than two minutes.

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:48am

    8:21 that is blasphemy!

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:01am

    I don't know the difference between "then" and "than." Is it: 5 is greater than 2 and I went to the store, then the gas station. ??

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:38am

    You must suck at sex if she wanted u done that fast. Oh well. sucks to be u loser

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:41pm

    Took longer thAn 2 minutes.

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:02pm

    You obviously don't satisfy her...I want bad sex over as soon as possible!!!

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:49am

    This is 8:48 again, the blasphemy only applies to what you said about Chuck Norris.

  • 47 44
    Submitted by ck354696 on Apr 19, 10 at 2:47pm

    well, this sucks.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:40am

    People don't actually have sex, its a myth perpetrated by horny teens.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:43pm

    I really think they are talking about a blow job

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:13pm

    9.38 is a 12 year old.

  • 32 28
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 17, 11 at 4:54pm

    Just sounds like a frigid bitch to me.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:26am

    you must bore the hell out of her. Can't you get the hint and dump that bitch?

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:36am

    i get mad if someone lasts less than two minutes

  • 22 36
    Submitted by rememberthis on Dec 14, 11 at 5:28pm

    Than is a comparison.\n5 greater than 2. \n\nThen is order of events.\nFirst this, then that.