Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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Sounds like an entitled douche bag to me. Explains why you are single!
... we all didn't get the pony we wanted as a child -- get over it!
...it's called delivery, and it costs a $5 tip.
@BecauseISaidSo actually it sounds like an extreme introvert with maybe some social anxiety and/or avoidant personality disorder on top of it. Not wanting to talk to people doesn't make someone a bad person.