called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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