So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
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Eureeka! Did you figure that this was an d joke ALL ON YOUR OWN?!??! Geeeeenious!
Maybe she was really fat and weighed as much as two people
This is probably the funniest way to keep a guy from hitting on you ever again.
Why would it be fake? People that are planning to have abortions probably don't care if they're drinking while knocked up
Which would be cheaper? Drinking until the fetus just dies or getting the abortion?
Hi - 3:33 here.
I'm not saying people aren't fucking retards, because most of them are. Sometimes I think they're the only ones breeding these days. I'm just saying this one was fake. I've seen it before quite a few times.
And yeah, that woman sounds really sadly ignorant. Like I said, the dumbest people are breeding the most.
Oh I get it! It's funny because she's having a baby and anything she drinks, the baby drinks too!! Haha!
you know i think TFLN does random selection, no one reads them they just pick them outta hat and post them good or bad.....mostly bad
I totally read it as her trying to lightheartedly tell him she was pregnant. And I don't understand why people say that just because they read it somewhere means that a person couldn't have actually texted it to someone else. I mean maybe they heard/read it before too and decided it perfectly fit the situation.
Stay classy Western Washington.
funny, im with 8:58. girl has a sense of humor, more than most on this site
For two? PLEASE tell me you aren't pregnant.
I'm with 8:53, sounds like she's got a good sense of humor.
It sounds like she was trying to subtly reject him, by lying and saying she's preggers.
you never know.
It could have been a backhanded rejection.
did anyone ever think that it could be her HUSBAND?? making a joke on how hes having a kid and such....
Have we all lost our sense of humor? This girl sounds like a badass. Who doesn't love a good fetal alcohol syndrome joke?
eureeka is a funny looking word
3.55 is probably right, folks.
Omg this girls a total slut, who do that to her baby BLAH BLAH BLAH you're all miserable little cunts. If this shit offends you why the hell are you on the site, fuck off.
heard it...think it was college humor
Hope you didn't buy her that drink and you talked some sense into her
This is so obviously just a retarded joke that someone posted as a text. I've heard it before and I hate when ppl post stuff that they didn't make up and wasn't an actual text. stupid.
I'm with 8:53 too. I wish I was this girls friend cuz she's fucking funny
Faaaaaaake, ugh who reviews these things
Might as well get an abortion ass hole
That's a real classy way to tell
Someone you're pregnant
Lmfao this is deffinately not fake lol