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  • Eureeka! Did you figure that this was an d joke ALL ON YOUR OWN?!??! Geeeeenious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Why would it be fake? People that are planning to have abortions probably don't care if they're drinking while knocked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Maybe she was really fat and weighed as much as two people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:43pm
  • This is probably the funniest way to keep a guy from hitting on you ever again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:28am
  • Which would be cheaper? Drinking until the fetus just dies or getting the abortion?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Hi - 3:33 here. I'm not saying people aren't fucking retards, because most of them are. Sometimes I think they're the only ones breeding these days. I'm just saying this one was fake. I've seen it before quite a few times. And yeah, that woman sounds really sadly ignorant. Like I said, the dumbest people are breeding the most.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:46pm
  • I totally read it as her trying to lightheartedly tell him she was pregnant. And I don't understand why people say that just because they read it somewhere means that a person couldn't have actually texted it to someone else. I mean maybe they heard/read it before too and decided it perfectly fit the situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because she's having a baby and anything she drinks, the baby drinks too!! Haha! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:45pm
  • Stay classy Western Washington.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:53pm
  • you know i think TFLN does random selection, no one reads them they just pick them outta hat and post them good or bad.....mostly bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:30pm
  • It sounds like she was trying to subtly reject him, by lying and saying she's preggers. you never know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:17pm
  • funny, im with 8:58. girl has a sense of humor, more than most on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:43am
  • For two? PLEASE tell me you aren't pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:52pm
  • I'm with 8:53, sounds like she's got a good sense of humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:41pm
  • did anyone ever think that it could be her HUSBAND?? making a joke on how hes having a kid and such....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:24pm
  • eureeka is a funny looking word

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:31pm
  • It could have been a backhanded rejection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:55pm
  • Omg this girls a total slut, who do that to her baby BLAH BLAH BLAH you're all miserable little cunts. If this shit offends you why the hell are you on the site, fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:12pm
  • heard it...think it was college humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Have we all lost our sense of humor? This girl sounds like a badass. Who doesn't love a good fetal alcohol syndrome joke?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Hope you didn't buy her that drink and you talked some sense into her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:41pm
  • 3.55 is probably right, folks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:39pm
  • I'm with 8:53 too. I wish I was this girls friend cuz she's fucking funny

    Submitted by bigdreamer on Apr 12, 10 at 1:27am
  • Faaaaaaake, ugh who reviews these things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:33pm
  • That's a real classy way to tell Someone you're pregnant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:25pm
  • This is so obviously just a retarded joke that someone posted as a text. I've heard it before and I hate when ppl post stuff that they didn't make up and wasn't an actual text. stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:53am
  • Might as well get an abortion ass hole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Lmfao this is deffinately not fake lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:20pm