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  • 79 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:39am

    11:11 me too, but i do it anyway

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:35pm

    Nate who hangs outside the LES American apparel?

  • 53 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:55am

    I'm 100% sure the Grammar Nazi is wrong about the use of "pass" (as in passing by someone) and "past" (as in living in the past). Damn now I feel like a grammar Nazi. -The Grammar Nazi

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:11pm

    I always feel lame when I have to use the coinstar...

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:23am

    NICK THUNE=HOTTTTTT.... ps: don't steal his shit...

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:15pm

    Demetri Martin wants his joke back.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:41pm

    Dude, coinstars are thieves! You put in $100 worth of coins and get back $92. I'd rather spend the time wrapping my own and keeping ALL my money. But I'm also a recent college grad who spent 4 years scraping for dimes to buy taco bell haha

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:03am

    No. It's "walked past" or "passed by". Both can be correct, if used properly.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:46pm

    What kind of car does a pirate drive? A Toyotey YAAAAAARRIS.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:27pm

    Yea dometri Martin deffinately wants his joke back bitch .

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:41am

    The one guy got it right. He did steal this joke, but it wasn't from Demetri Martin. It was Nick Thune.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:01pm

    Um, give 'em your reloaded Starbucks card?

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:54pm

    Bums LOVE Pocket Change!

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:31pm

    This was chuckle worth lol

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:12pm

    "ooooh sorry I was on the way to coinstar to make all these coins into real money... Ssssssss... Sooorryy".....

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:13pm

    Ever seen American Psycho?

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:24pm

    NICK THUNE all the way! Stop making up texts!

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:39pm

    It's not Dmitri Martin - it's Nick Thune. Nick Thune is funnier and better looking.

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:58am

    so umm...it's "PAST. " -The Grammar Nazi

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:39am

    Fuck him!..He's a bum cuz he's lazy n' can't find a way to contribute to humanity. Fuck his lazy ass!...

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:14pm

    i'm pretty sure he was sitting by the coinstar so when he's done panhandling at the end of the day it's just a short walk to turn it into cash for booze... at least that's how they roll in boston

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:40am

    Daniel Tosh also has a joke like this. laaaaame op

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:34pm

    Be nice. Give the bum the proceeds