Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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Nate who hangs outside the LES American apparel?
I'm 100% sure the Grammar Nazi is wrong about the use of "pass" (as in passing by someone) and "past" (as in living in the past).
Damn now I feel like a grammar Nazi.
-The Grammar Nazi
No. It's "walked past" or "passed by". Both can be correct, if used properly.
11:11 me too, but i do it anyway
Demetri Martin wants his joke back.
NICK THUNE=HOTTTTTT.... ps: don't steal his shit...
I always feel lame when I have to use the coinstar...
NICK THUNE all the way! Stop making up texts!
What kind of car does a pirate drive? A Toyotey YAAAAAARRIS.
Yea dometri Martin deffinately wants his joke back bitch .
"ooooh sorry I was on the way to coinstar to make all these coins into real money... Ssssssss... Sooorryy".....
Dude, coinstars are thieves! You put in $100 worth of coins and get back $92. I'd rather spend the time wrapping my own and keeping ALL my money. But I'm also a recent college grad who spent 4 years scraping for dimes to buy taco bell haha
The one guy got it right. He did steal this joke, but it wasn't from Demetri Martin. It was Nick Thune.
Um, give 'em your reloaded Starbucks card?
so umm...it's "PAST. "
-The Grammar Nazi
This was chuckle worth lol
i'm pretty sure he was sitting by the coinstar so when he's done panhandling at the end of the day it's just a short walk to turn it into cash for booze... at least that's how they roll in boston
Ever seen American Psycho?
It's not Dmitri Martin - it's Nick Thune. Nick Thune is funnier and better looking.
Fuck him!..He's a bum cuz he's lazy n' can't find a way to contribute to humanity. Fuck his lazy ass!...
Bums LOVE Pocket Change!
Daniel Tosh also has a joke like this. laaaaame op
Be nice. Give the bum the proceeds