Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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