Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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I would rather cry in the corner, then use my tears as free lube bitch sorry
No cheese? It's not a self-pity party unless there's whine and cheese.
Drop the reference to pity and I'm there. Shall I bring some warm massage oils to brighten your mood?