I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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