With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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