just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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