I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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