how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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