my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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