I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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