Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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Man up and jerk off in the bathroom like everyone else. It's how I dealt with hookups in high school.
Don't worry punkin, your balls will be gently resting on her forehead in no time.
Nothing makes blue balls worth it, nothing.
Go out and buy a Fleshlight and run it through your HSA account