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  • Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

    Submitted by theusedanthem on May 22, 12 at 10:45pm
  • Don't mention the fact that I have fucked everyone including the preacher.

    Submitted by anaily92 on May 22, 12 at 7:27pm
  • Am I the only person that thinks it's kinda weird that the girl getting married wants her sister to tell everyone at the wedding how spectacular she thinks her pussy is??

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 23, 12 at 7:57am
  • Extra points if you say "vagtastic"

    Submitted by porksword on May 22, 12 at 2:01pm
    • I know some vagtastic people. I mean now that you mention it lol

      Submitted by MzKitty08 on May 23, 12 at 8:13am
  • Get wonderbread to sponsor the reception, and have an annoying Frenchmen emcee the evening.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on May 22, 12 at 4:36pm
  • "One a you turds is fixing to get smacked in the mouth"

    Submitted by budman999 on May 22, 12 at 9:35pm