When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Don't mention the fact that I have fucked everyone including the preacher.
Am I the only person that thinks it's kinda weird that the girl getting married wants her sister to tell everyone at the wedding how spectacular she thinks her pussy is??
Extra points if you say "vagtastic"
I know some vagtastic people. I mean now that you mention it lol
Get wonderbread to sponsor the reception, and have an annoying Frenchmen emcee the evening.
"One a you turds is fixing to get smacked in the mouth"