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  • 31 17
    Submitted by theusedanthem on May 22, 12 at 10:45pm
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    Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

  • 34 23
    Submitted by porksword on May 22, 12 at 2:01pm
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    Extra points if you say "vagtastic"

    • 24 18
      Submitted by MzKitty08 on May 23, 12 at 8:13am
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      I know some vagtastic people. I mean now that you mention it lol

  • 28 16
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 23, 12 at 7:57am
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    Am I the only person that thinks it's kinda weird that the girl getting married wants her sister to tell everyone at the wedding how spectacular she thinks her pussy is??

  • 25 20
    Submitted by anaily92 on May 22, 12 at 7:27pm
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    Don't mention the fact that I have fucked everyone including the preacher.

  • 24 20
    Submitted by budman999 on May 22, 12 at 9:35pm
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    "One a you turds is fixing to get smacked in the mouth"

  • 18 21
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on May 22, 12 at 4:36pm
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    Get wonderbread to sponsor the reception, and have an annoying Frenchmen emcee the evening.