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  • "I don't have a lot of personal life experience, but if I have learned anything from my Sims family... when a child doesn't see his father enough, he starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop until he pees himself." -Liz Lemon

    Submitted by SextsFLN on May 29, 10 at 4:45pm
  • i love sims! but i usually save telling a guy about their love triangles and world adventures until at least the third date.

    Submitted by lalalalalalala on May 29, 10 at 7:19pm
  • Apparently your date is going amazing, because the sims are amazing.

    Submitted by 610dancer on May 29, 10 at 6:48pm
  • That sounds fucking awesome.

    Submitted by anonmyous on May 29, 10 at 5:39pm
  • This gives me hope that I will find someone for myself, some day. Hopefully someone even half as cool as this girl.

    Submitted by Epimetheus on May 29, 10 at 5:05pm
  • Looks like it's going great

    Submitted by bamhim on May 29, 10 at 7:36pm
  • That wasn't even close to being as good as Stantheman, and it was spelt like an epileptic retard wrote it.

    Submitted by Mikethedude on May 29, 10 at 11:44pm
    • ok, stantheman. If you want to have three accounts you need some new username ideas.

      Submitted by mandyyy on May 30, 10 at 2:24am
  • Baha

    Submitted by ayemami on May 29, 10 at 8:50pm
  • Wow. You can mark this up either way.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 30, 10 at 6:01am
  • I was once involved in a love triangle with three sisters. Until one night in an acid and ecstacy enraged orgy, killing them all by to much dickage downage by myself. Their mother came in the three days later to find her daughters slain and I, in the corner weak and malnourished from the festivities. I wanted to run seeing the fury in her eyes but I lacked the strength. Suddenly her rage subsided, and she made her way to me while removing her shirt and revealing her bussom. I suckled on her teet until all

    Submitted by KanyeZest on May 29, 10 at 4:50pm
  • That fucking sucks bahahahaa

    Submitted by rawrzzz95 on May 29, 10 at 4:36pm
  • I want to fuck the shit out of stantheman

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 10 at 6:43pm
  • Way to pickem brosive!!

    Submitted by devina on May 30, 10 at 4:36am