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  • I guess you brought new meaning to "tied up the phone lines"

    Submitted by fratguy702 on May 1, 11 at 3:22pm
  • Clearly fake

    Submitted by zzachattack on May 2, 11 at 11:01am
  • Oh! OH! Let me try!! Maybe you were asleep and the phone decided it had ENOUGH with you and tied you to the bed so you wouldn't dial long-distance numbers anymore!... or maybe you had kinky sex.

    Submitted by anonymous420 on May 3, 11 at 11:51am
  • SHE took u for ur wallet and car keys AGAIN

    Submitted by satanslilhelper on May 1, 11 at 11:18pm
  • I think it's pretty self-explanatory. You had an awesome night!

    Submitted by Joey_V on May 1, 11 at 1:51pm
  • How are they texting if their hands are tied? Lol

    Submitted by vanesa2 on May 1, 11 at 8:53pm
  • There wasn't anything else to tie you up with!

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 1, 11 at 8:33pm
  • Mmm kinky ;)

    Submitted by cassiehoxy on May 1, 11 at 6:39pm
  • Jealous.

    Submitted by ky80 on May 1, 11 at 11:28pm
  • Rohypnol, a line of guys outside the motel door, $50 a pop.

    Submitted by likeahoss on May 1, 11 at 6:56pm
    • R*pe jokes are disgusting and offensive, not funny. Hopefully neither you nor anyone one who you care about is ever r*ped, but if you/they are maybe you will understand.

      Submitted by opalquean on May 2, 11 at 2:48am
  • Likeahoss you are a sick pr*ck, I have been raped and seeing opinions like that make me want to throw up

    Submitted by muireann04 on May 2, 11 at 7:07am
  • Sounds like a hot night!

    Submitted by kenzieg on May 1, 11 at 10:53pm
  • Because is just better when you have no control.

    Submitted by Ambz on May 1, 11 at 2:19pm
  • OP has bigger issues that left them like that and asking questions.

    Submitted by Michguy on May 2, 11 at 9:08am