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  • 93 77
    Submitted by fratguy702 on May 1, 11 at 3:22pm

    I guess you brought new meaning to "tied up the phone lines"

  • 89 95
    Submitted by Joey_V on May 1, 11 at 1:51pm

    I think it's pretty self-explanatory. You had an awesome night!

  • 67 66
    Submitted by satanslilhelper on May 1, 11 at 11:18pm

    SHE took u for ur wallet and car keys AGAIN

  • 72 84
    Submitted by anonymous420 on May 3, 11 at 11:51am

    Oh! OH! Let me try!! Maybe you were asleep and the phone decided it had ENOUGH with you and tied you to the bed so you wouldn't dial long-distance numbers anymore!... or maybe you had kinky sex.

  • 66 88
    Submitted by vanesa2 on May 1, 11 at 8:53pm

    How are they texting if their hands are tied? Lol

  • 71 99
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 1, 11 at 8:33pm

    There wasn't anything else to tie you up with!

  • 63 84
    Submitted by ky80 on May 1, 11 at 11:28pm


  • Submitted by cassiehoxy on May 1, 11 at 6:39pm

    Mmm kinky ;)

  • 67 99
    Submitted by muireann04 on May 2, 11 at 7:07am

    Likeahoss you are a sick pr*ck, I have been raped and seeing opinions like that make me want to throw up

  • 64 97
    Submitted by kenzieg on May 1, 11 at 10:53pm

    Sounds like a hot night!

  • Submitted by likeahoss on May 1, 11 at 6:56pm

    Rohypnol, a line of guys outside the motel door, $50 a pop.

    • 65 87
      Submitted by opalquean on May 2, 11 at 2:48am

      R*pe jokes are disgusting and offensive, not funny. Hopefully neither you nor anyone one who you care about is ever r*ped, but if you/they are maybe you will understand.

  • 58 90
    Submitted by zzachattack on May 2, 11 at 11:01am

    Clearly fake

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Ambz on May 1, 11 at 2:19pm

    Because is just better when you have no control.

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Michguy on May 2, 11 at 9:08am

    OP has bigger issues that left them like that and asking questions.